Cat and Mouse

Or, rather, Kat and rat.

Was woken up last Tuesday by a strange sound. The storage shed has a tin roof and is attached to the side of the house where my bedroom is, and provides that nice rain on a tin roof sound when it’s raining; so I thought at first it might be rain… but, no, it seemed to be coming from the kitchen. I groggily get up- it’s around 3 in the morning- and head to the kitchen, where I realize that it’s something crunching plastic under the kitchen sink. Open the under-sink cabinet and find a chewed-up roach bait in pieces on the floor.

Huh. OK, so mice apparently like the bait in roach traps. And bread, as I find a small hole gnawed in a loaf of bread in the pantry. So, Flen buys some mouse traps, I bait them with peanut butter, and spread them around where I think they’ll do the most good.

Woken up that morning at the ass-crack of dawn, again, by crunching noises. Wait to hear a *snap* from one of the traps, but… nothing. Grab a flashlight and sneak into the kitchen and snatch the cabinet open, to see a large tail disappearing into the wall through the hole left around the sink drain pipe. OK… this isn’t a mouse, this is a freakin’ rat; and a large one at that. And he’s licked the peanut butter off of every one of the mouse traps without setting them off. I check the cabinet under the bathroom sink, where I had placed other traps, and notice the floor is wet… there’s also a supply line leaking under this sink. (side note; this house was re-plumbed at some point with flexible piping called Qest Pipe that’s no longer sold because it’s- surprise surprise- prone to leaks, among other things.)  Wonderful. And, there aren’t any individual shutoffs anywhere in the house, so I have to shut the water off at the street.

Can’t get back to sleep, and I want to spend some time with Flen before he heads off on vacation, so I take a personal day from work and call the landlord about the leak; then go find the biggest damn glue traps and rat traps I can and set them out where I know he travels. And wait. Nothing Thursday night, but he’s eating the other roach baits and avoiding the traps altogether. Friday night, quite far into my martinis and movie watching, I hear him again. I snatch up the pellet pistol and flashlight I had nearby for just such an occasion and sneak into the kitchen. Sure enough, I can see a tail peeking out from under one side of the refrigerator. I aim the pellet gun under the fridge and fire off a couple of pellets, then peek around the other side to catch him if he bolts… nothing. Because he was escaping around the other side. I watch him disappear around the corner.

OK… no more mister nice guy. Bought a bunch of rat poison and set it under the sinks. I haven’t got any pets to worry about eating it, so no worries there. As of today he’s eaten three of the four blocks I set out… the hunt continues. “No body, no body-count”

 

Plugging along

Yes, many changes since last I posted; and still a lot that remains the same. Still struggling to pay off the tax man, but at the same time very much in love. Flen has made me very happy. 🙂 We went to the State Botanical Gardens and took some piccys:

 

 

And the heat is on

Turns out the problem in the stove was not with the control board, after all. Landlord came over and we replaced it, but it still cut out. So we started jiggling wires with no result, all the way down to the plug.

Yup… the wiring in the outlet was loose. On a 220v, 50 amp plug. Needless to say, he didn’t bitch about replacing a control board that wasn’t bad.

Dad is healed up and is doing fine, so mom went in for her surgery Thursday; shaving bone spurs off one of her vertebrae to hopefully alleviate the back pain she’s been suffering from for a while. She sounded much more chipper, so hopefully it’s done some good.

And life goes on

Dad dropped a bombshell on me and my three older sisters over Christmas… he told us he’d been diagnosed with prostate cancer, and was lining up surgery to have it removed.

Well. A bit of a shock, there.

He had his surgery a couple of weeks ago. He’s 75 years old, so we were all concerned about major abdominal surgery, but he came through OK, and the surgeon believes they got all of the tumor. He keeps wanting to push his recovery; just the way he is. And he wants to be recovered because Mom needs surgery… back surgery to correct two degenerated disks and spurs on two vertebrae that have been causing her back pain for a couple of years.

On the home front, I’m slowly getting the new place straightened out. I was pleased to find the first month’s power bill was only $62! Waiting on the gas bill to see what that’ll be. Heat is the only thing I need gas for, as the water heater and stove are electric.

Although, the stove… the landlord, who otherwise seems to be an OK guy, brought the stove in after I signed the lease. It was a couple of days before I noticed something wrong with the display… was a segment of the display burned out? No… no, that’s a cockroach between the front glass and the LED display.

Great. The landlord brought a stove infested with roaches into the house.

Lots of roach bait planted under all the counters in the kitchen and bathroom. Then I noticed the display shutting off randomly… damnit. Took the display and control board apart, cleaned out the dead roaches and roach spit, and put it back together. Nope, apparently the damage is done; the display shuts off at random times, although the elements still work. I can purchase a new control board and fix it, but that’s the landlord’s job. Maybe for some off the rent next month.

Otherwise, I’ve got half the the front yard raked… there’s two huge old oak trees, one in the front and one in the back, and it doesn’t look like the yard’s been raked in a couple of years. A little at a time. I’ve got a spot for a veggie garden marked out.

 

A physical move, this time

Instead of another virtual server move. Nope, found a place to rent in Athens less than 5 miles from where I work, rounded my stuff up out of storage, and schlepped it over to the new place. A 2 bedroom 1 bath house built in the ’50s; and boy, can you tell it. But, you gotta go with what you can afford, and my champagne tastes will have to suck it up for a while. On the plus side, it’s in a low-crime area, no noisy college students nearby, and there’s a huge field/woods right behind it. On the negative side, I’m re-discovering all the things I don’t have and need to get; and the list is piling up rapidly. Especially groceries.

The move has given me a new appreciation for e-books, though. Real books are, to me, more satisfying to read, and I love the smell of old books… but probably 1/3 of the boxes I moved were books, and those sonsabitches are heavy. Not to mention I’ve got to get bookshelves to hold them all now; they’re currently stacked up along the walls in any free space. With Kindle on the phone, I can carry all my books (well… at least the ones available as e-books) with me all the time and read them wherever I am. I’m not sure I like Amazon’s policy of storing them in the “cloud”… I like to have a physical copy (physical in this case meaning stored on a hard drive I possess) rather depending on someone else’s server somewhere.

And to add a little rant to this post… I’ve had an iPhone since the iPhone 2; so, 5 years or so. In all that time, I’ve never damaged one. So, of course, a few days ago, while putting the phone back in it’s belt case, I fumble it and it drops to the asphault flat on the face and shatters the screen. Of course.

It’s still useable if you peer past the spiderweb of cracks; and I’m out of contract so I can go to AT&T and pick up a 4 under contract for $0.99, but it’s the principle of the thing. All those years of smirking at people with cracked smartphone screens.

So what’s the scoop?

OK. I’ve made allusions to it in past posts. I haven’t felt comfortable talking about it until it was settled legally. Having finally received the paperwork that says I’m done with everything associated with this case, I can post this now.

If you’ve followed this ‘blog, all two of you, then you know that I lost my job and my career in law enforcement in the spring of 2010. What I haven’t talked about is how all that came about. I’ve had a lot of people ask me about it (I’ve had contact with a fair percentage of law enforcement in NE Georgia as an instructor), and I’ve heard a lot of rumors about it (including that I falsified a C-12 POST form on orders from the Sheriff, which is a load of crap). I get tired of telling the story, so here it is, as something I can refer people to. If they doubt it, they can check with the other people involved. It’s as accurate as it can be from my side of the story.

In 2009, the chief deputy for Barrow County Sheriff’s Office lost his bid for election and his opponent took office; a man who didn’t appreciate folks who didn’t support him (among other people who supported the chief deputy instead of this guy, me). Murray, the former Chief Deputy who lost the election, went to work as the Chief Deputy for Stephens County and offered me a position as the training coordinator there. So, I ended up at Stephens County.

Stephens County, as I’ve posted on the ‘blog, was a mess. Seriously outdated policies and procedures, worn out equipment and uniforms, a brand new jail that no one knew how to run. Supervisors couldn’t manage their people or their divisions. A whole lot of problems and the only people capable of fixing them were me, Murray, and the head of Investigations. So, in addition to creating and running a training program from scratch, I got to be the IT manager, help write a new policy and procedure manual, run the hiring and recruitment process, apply for grant funds, assist Murray with the budget, and run quartermaster- bidding on, purchasing, and disbursing everything from uniforms to bullets. That’s about three full-time and several part-time jobs right there. However, at least the Sheriff did recognize my contributions and promoted me to Lieutenant with a small pay raise. Not sure it was worth the stress level, though.

Stephens County also had a new District Attorney in 2009. One of the platforms both he and the Sheriff ran on was combatting drug crime. When he took office, he formed a multi-jurisdictional drug task force that took officers from each of the local law enforcement agencies in his three-county district. The officers were hired and paid by their parent agencies, but worked for and reported to the DA. Stephens didn’t have a candidate for the task force at the beginning of the year, but the DA had a suggestion for someone for us to hire. The Sheriff gave me his application and I did his background. He’s a good officer, had left his previous agency to go work for Dyncorp, one of the companies that sent contractors to Iraq and Afghanistan, for a year. However, when he left his last agency, he hadn’t gotten his 20 hours of annual training or annual qualification/use of deadly force class.

(In Georgia, all law enforcement officers have to get 20 hours of additional training each year, as well as pass an annual qualification with their handgun and take a use of deadly force class. If they don’t get this training, on midnight of Dec. 31 of that year, they lose their powers of arrest. However, if they make up the training and send in a waiver form, their power of arrest will be reinstated. This isn’t unusual- a lot of cops leave thinking they’ll never get back into law enforcement and have to do a waiver when they do return. When I started at Stephens and did a training audit, I found 15 people in the agency who needed a waiver.)

So, I passed on my findings to the Sheriff, including the fact that he’d need to make up training and do a waiver, and he was hired straight into the task force. This was in the summer of 2009. After that, I never saw him again until October; he was get all of his training through the task force and the DA’s office.

All well and good, until September 2009. Two people from the task force, including this officer, Billy Shane, were following a confidential informant (CI) who was supposed to be meeting a dealer in a motel to buy cocaine. They watched her get into a car with a white male they didn’t recognize, saw him drive her to a convenience store across from the motel, get out and go to an ATM; then saw him give her some money and she left. Well, needless to say, they wanted to know who he was, so they approached the car he was driving. The officers were in plain clothes but had badges around their necks. Billy Shane went to the passenger side while his partner stayed behind the car and held his badge up to the window, and told the guy he was with the drug task force and they wanted to talk to him. The guy looked at Billy Shane, looked at the badge, looked back at Billy Shane, then threw the car in reverse and backed into the officer behind him. Billy Shane saw his partner disappear behind the car, and the driver put it in drive and headed towards Billy Shane. Billy fired two shots, striking the driver in the side. The driver made it about a block before hitting a telephone pole, and died in the hospital.

Well, the GBI investigated and ruled it a justified shooting, which it was. Billy Shane thought his partner had been run over and he was next. (Turns out the partner was just knocked over, not run over, and was fine, but Billy Shane didn’t know that.) Unfortunately, this unknown white male driver was a preacher from a nearby city, who had been seeing the CI (a prostitute) for the past year, and had been paying her for sex; which was what they money they saw him give her was for. None of that mattered, of course; all anyone heard was “Cops kill unarmed preacher”. Needless to say, the press was overwhelming. None of this helped the Sheriff or DA’s moods, both of whom are first-termers worried about re-election.

So, of course, in the course of the investigation into the shooting, folks want to see Billy Shane’s training records. I don’t have any for him, as he never attended any of my classes. I reminded them that he needed a training waiver when he started. Well, in the end, it’s ruled a justified shooting; but, that winter, the inevitable civil lawsuit is filed by the family of the preacher. Once again, they ask for Billy Shane’s training records; once again, I tell them I don’t have any because he never took training from me.

Then in the spring of 2010, they ask for the serial number for his firearm, which no one had asked me for before. I keep records of serial numbers and results of any visits to the range in a 3-ring binder. Official records of qualification are sent in to the state on a different form (and since he had never been to annual qualification with me, didn’t have one). My normal procedure is that when someone is newly hired, I take them to the range and have them shoot so I can judge their skill level when I issue them their gun. It’s not an official qualification, but just a way for me to know how much trouble I’m going to have getting them qualified every year. I put a notation in this three-ring binder when I do; although most times it’s just scribbled on the corner of a target and stuffed into the binder until I get a chance to make an entry.

When I got down the binder to look up his serial number, I stopped to think. Didn’t I take him to the range the day he got hired? I distinctly remembered taking someone to the range that summer; even pictured it in my head. But there was no entry in the binder. Was it possible I took him to the range and never got it transferred into the book? It’s entirely possible… and we didn’t hire anyone to the road that summer; not until the fall. If I remember taking someone, it must have been him.

Oh, crap. If I took him to the range and didn’t notate it (even though I’m not required to), and only now release that fact, it’s going to look suspicious. Especially in the light of the amount of publicity this case has garnered.

At that point, my mind pretty much went blank. I filled out the binder on the assumption that I was correct and had taken him to the range, and submitted that as part of the discovery paperwork. Well, of course, now the GBI- who did the initial investigation into the shooting- want to know where this came from. And I panicked. I told them I didn’t remember when it was put into the binder. That weekend, after talking to the GBI, I remembered what really happened- I had taken someone to the range at about the same time as Billy Shane got hired; but it was an investigator, not Billy Shane. I had forgotten about his hiring. It was this investigator I remembered taking to the range, not Billy Shane. The entry I made in the binder was wrong.

That was a very long weekend. When I finally went back to the GBI and told them that it wasn’t Billy Shane I took to the range, it was this other guy; and lied about not remembering when I made the entry into the book, they dithered and went to the DA to see what he wanted to do. Of course, what else is a first-term DA worried about re-election and with a public relations disaster going to do? He’s going to put a head on the chopping block, is what. So he charged me with false statements, for lying to the GBI about when the entry was made into the binder.

Needless to say, the Sheriff, in the same panicked-first-termer boat as the DA, fired me. This was in June of 2010. I had to wait until October for a court appearance, where I worked out a plea arrangement. There was no point in fighting it; I did lie to the GBI, and “false statements” clearly covers that. It’s a felony, though; so I agreed to voluntarily surrender my law enforcement certifications (of which I had a lot, built up over the past 14 years) in exchange for two misdemeanor charges of Obstruction and Evidence Tampering (which makes it sound like I peed on evidence or something). I was sentenced to one year of probation for each charge, fined $2000, and prohibited from petitioning to have my certifications reinstated for two years. Plenty of people have done far worse and gotten far less punishment, but I have to be thankful it wasn’t a felony charge. It’s being done under First Offender status, so when I completed probation, it will be expunged from my record.

On the down side, I was now unemployed, owing my lawyer $2500 and the State $2000, and discovering that a lot of employers don’t want to hire someone on probation. Or someone who is 42 and vastly overqualified. Or who may have a lot of experience, but in law enforcement, which isn’t directly related to the job applied for.

In any case, I’ve completed my probation by paying the requisite fines, and have been officially released early, with all of the provisions of First Offender status intact. I can, if I wish, petition the Ga. POST Council to have my law enforcement certifications re-instated. How interested they will be in doing this, I don’t know. In any case, this bout with politics in law enforcement has left me wondering if I want to dive in that pool again. Oh, there’s no doubt I did something wrong; I did lie, and the charge of False Statements is justified in that light… but I still feel like I had the pointy end of a stick jammed someplace the sun doesn’t shine and broken off for the sake of someone else’s political career. Why I did what I did, I cannot say… I was under an enormous amount of stress at the time, with a number of responsibilities I wasn’t prepared for, and paranoid that at any second I would screw something up and fall from this precarious perch I’d carved out for myself. And, of course, I did. That doesn’t excuse the lie; it just serves to illustrate the circumstances around it.

Anyway… I’m now pretty much back where I started in 1988, working as a security guard. What else do you do with 14 years of experience in law enforcement? We’ll see where it goes from here.

Yup, still alive

But not a whole lot new. Still working doing low-voltage installs, but it’s a “Any work today, boss?” kind of thing. If he’s got no jobs lined up, neither do I. And if his contractors don’t pay him on time, I don’t get paid on time. And let’s not get started on the IRS… I’m not self-employed, because the boss owns the company, sets my hours, and determines assignments… but the IRS doesn’t care, because he pays by 1099-MISC and doesn’t take out taxes. In addition to the 1040 form, you get to try and figure out Schedule C and Schedule SE for self-employed contractors! So much fun! As is the $1200 in taxes owed! All for the joy of doing this:

But it did give me the opportunity to grow the beard out to 3-1/2 inches. Although that’s short lived; I shaved it down to 1/4 inch for a job interview.

Gallery Resurgens

Finally got around to re-adding the photo gallery. Still sorting, uploading, and commenting photos; which is gonna take a while. Especially the Howl photos; seeing as there are 154 of them, helpfully named things like 123h345h23j4-hj45hj345.jpg. There is a video section to the gallery now, as well; but Gallery 3 doesn’t handle videos that well yet, so no thumbnail previews. The description should tell you all you need to know, anyway.

More ways to not ever update!

Nothing like being perennially late to the technology party. Add a Twitter account to this unused ‘blog, Facebook account, and YouTube page. Notes: Who keeps stealing Katmandu and Kat’s Den as account names? Don’t they know I can show prior art and hire a patent-troll-esque lawyer to sue them into oblivion? Who am I kidding, I can’t afford the stamp to write a lawyer. And don’t expect anything special on the YouTube account; their software is a little rabid- although impressively accurate- in removing the audio tracks from videos using copyrighted content. What were the rules on fair use, again?